Escaping Pumpkins

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Title: Escaping Pumpkins
Author: Kat Lee
Fandoms: Supernatural and one other
Character/Pairing: Dean, Sam, Crowley, and one other
Rating: PG/K+
Challenge/Prompt: spn_bigpretzel: DeW: A Monster of your Choice + Pumpkins
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 200
Date Written: 28 October 2016
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to their rightful owners, not the author, and are used without permission.




"Dude, we can't!"

"You're telling me we can't kill a ghoul?"

"It's not like she's hurting anybody!"

"That's right. I'm not doing anything wrong! I'm innocent, I tell you! Innocent!"

"Yeah, right. Dean, look, I know she's kind of this childhood crush of yours -- "

"Dude, she's so not just a crush! She's . . . She's the Ghoul with the Mostest!"

"I don't believe you just said that."

"Well, she is!"

"Look . . . Sammy, isn't it? Yeah. Well, sweetheart, I'm not doing anything wrong. I practice safe sucks and bring unpleasant dreams to all of America, and if that's the worst a ghoul can do -- "

"It's nothing personal. We just can't let you go."

"Right. You're sweet. Sorry, King. I am taking my pumpkins on out of here."

"Don't go!"

"Sorry, Deano. You're sweet, but your brother's nuts. I'll catch you on the flip side."

"Sam, don't -- "

"I don't believe you let her go!"

"i don't believe you messed this up for us, for me!"

"Dude, she's a ghoul -- "

"She's not just a ghoul! She was Elvira! *sigh*"

"Right. And the next time I bring a woman home, Moose, you better let him keep her."

"Yeah. And I'll just let her destroy the world -- "

"It wouldn't be the first time."

"*groan*"

The End