Make an Entrance (and an Exit)
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katleeptTitle: Make an Entrance (and an Exit)
Author: Kat Lee
Fandoms: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and The Addams Family
Characters/Pairing: A lot of dreamers and a surprise crossover character with Elvira
Rating: PG-13/T
Challenge: SmallFandomsFlsh #121: Kink
Word Count: 753
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their rightful owners, not the author.
Sitting in her car at a red stoplight, Elvira threw her head back and moaned with ecstasy. Her moan carried even further than her loud, pounding rock and roll music, and the guys in the car next to hers laughed. She remained unaware of them as she arched in response to the sensations shooting through her whole, supple body from her back.
"Go down a little further," she urged. Her companion quickly obeyed, sliding his fingers further down her spine and massaging each inch of her as he moved. "Down . . . Down . . . " He went lower still as she leaned up over her steering wheel. "I've got a kink right . . . Right there . . . Oh, yes! Yes! That's it! YES!" She threw her head back as she screamed her delight.
The driver of the other car revved his engine. His buddies shouted. He called to her, "Hey, baby, I can really give ya something to scream about!" Her black eyelids fluttered open, and the Ghoul with the Mostest looked condescendingly over at the teenager.
"Yeah," Elvira snorted, "like how ugly you are!"
"Come on, baby! I know how to rev your motor!" He revved his own engine again.
"You wish. Honey, you might've just gotten your driver's license, but it's going to be a long time before you're ready to drive a woman like me anywhere."
"I'll drive ya hard in my back seat!"
The fingers on her back grew suddenly rigid at that comment. Elvira laughed and shook her head. Her long, black hair slid over the hand on her back. "In your dreams." She looked away from them and back to the light. "Ignore them, honey. You're more man than they'll ever be, and you're just a hand." His fingers arched over her spine again, and she moaned once more. "Just a hand who knows everything about how to treat a woman right."
She leaned up to give him more room. "Go lower," she urged again. He slid down her back toward her wriggling butt, and the guys in the sports car shrieked. They could now see her male companion, what he was doing, and the fact that he was only a hand -- a hand with no arm or body anywhere to be seen, a hand seeming to move of its own accord.
"Th-Th-That's a hand!" one cried.
"What is she? A Witch?!"
"A Vampire? Man, I bet she's got some teeth!"
"I don't care! She can put a spell on me any time!"
"I want her to bite me!"
"Only in your dreams, stud!"
"Shut up, dudes, before she turns you into a frog or something!"
Elvira rolled her pitch black eyes. "Frogs have more manners."
"I bet that's all that's left of the last guy she dated!"
"I don't leave that much of the idiots who piss me off!" Elvira snapped back, her black eyes blazing, but then the disembodied hand rubbed her again. Her eyes began to glaze with pleasure instead.
Two fingers pushed against her flesh, then a palm smoothed over her skin, and finally the hand slapped the top of her bum with approval. Elvira laughed. "You're right, darling. I always have known how to make an entrance." She revved her own engine as the light switched to yellow. "And an exit."
"Hey, boys," she called, and they all hushed and looked at her. Some were merely eager; a few were still afraid. All oogled her, and Elvira, with a broad and knowing grin, gave them something to oogle. She turned her seat, lowered herself just enough that her black dress dipped even lower so that her breasts almost hung out completely naked, and shook. They whistled and howl as her pale and full breasts jiggled.
The hand, having had enough, jumped from her back and down her bodice to his paradise. The guys gaped with open mouths. Elvira laughed and winked at them. "Isn't a shame," she called, "that a hand gets further with the hottest babe than you guys ever will?!" Then she stomped on her andrenaline pedal. Turning back around, she zipped out so fast that she literally left the guys wailing in a pool of smoke.
She honked her horn, and a ghastly scream shrilled from her car. "Losers!" she called as the skull on her dashboar laughed. She flipped them off in her rearview mirror, then settled back in for a lovely ride with her busom buddy, Thing Addams, to their next Halloween party.
The End
Author: Kat Lee
Fandoms: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and The Addams Family
Characters/Pairing: A lot of dreamers and a surprise crossover character with Elvira
Rating: PG-13/T
Challenge: SmallFandomsFlsh #121: Kink
Word Count: 753
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their rightful owners, not the author.
Sitting in her car at a red stoplight, Elvira threw her head back and moaned with ecstasy. Her moan carried even further than her loud, pounding rock and roll music, and the guys in the car next to hers laughed. She remained unaware of them as she arched in response to the sensations shooting through her whole, supple body from her back.
"Go down a little further," she urged. Her companion quickly obeyed, sliding his fingers further down her spine and massaging each inch of her as he moved. "Down . . . Down . . . " He went lower still as she leaned up over her steering wheel. "I've got a kink right . . . Right there . . . Oh, yes! Yes! That's it! YES!" She threw her head back as she screamed her delight.
The driver of the other car revved his engine. His buddies shouted. He called to her, "Hey, baby, I can really give ya something to scream about!" Her black eyelids fluttered open, and the Ghoul with the Mostest looked condescendingly over at the teenager.
"Yeah," Elvira snorted, "like how ugly you are!"
"Come on, baby! I know how to rev your motor!" He revved his own engine again.
"You wish. Honey, you might've just gotten your driver's license, but it's going to be a long time before you're ready to drive a woman like me anywhere."
"I'll drive ya hard in my back seat!"
The fingers on her back grew suddenly rigid at that comment. Elvira laughed and shook her head. Her long, black hair slid over the hand on her back. "In your dreams." She looked away from them and back to the light. "Ignore them, honey. You're more man than they'll ever be, and you're just a hand." His fingers arched over her spine again, and she moaned once more. "Just a hand who knows everything about how to treat a woman right."
She leaned up to give him more room. "Go lower," she urged again. He slid down her back toward her wriggling butt, and the guys in the sports car shrieked. They could now see her male companion, what he was doing, and the fact that he was only a hand -- a hand with no arm or body anywhere to be seen, a hand seeming to move of its own accord.
"Th-Th-That's a hand!" one cried.
"What is she? A Witch?!"
"A Vampire? Man, I bet she's got some teeth!"
"I don't care! She can put a spell on me any time!"
"I want her to bite me!"
"Only in your dreams, stud!"
"Shut up, dudes, before she turns you into a frog or something!"
Elvira rolled her pitch black eyes. "Frogs have more manners."
"I bet that's all that's left of the last guy she dated!"
"I don't leave that much of the idiots who piss me off!" Elvira snapped back, her black eyes blazing, but then the disembodied hand rubbed her again. Her eyes began to glaze with pleasure instead.
Two fingers pushed against her flesh, then a palm smoothed over her skin, and finally the hand slapped the top of her bum with approval. Elvira laughed. "You're right, darling. I always have known how to make an entrance." She revved her own engine as the light switched to yellow. "And an exit."
"Hey, boys," she called, and they all hushed and looked at her. Some were merely eager; a few were still afraid. All oogled her, and Elvira, with a broad and knowing grin, gave them something to oogle. She turned her seat, lowered herself just enough that her black dress dipped even lower so that her breasts almost hung out completely naked, and shook. They whistled and howl as her pale and full breasts jiggled.
The hand, having had enough, jumped from her back and down her bodice to his paradise. The guys gaped with open mouths. Elvira laughed and winked at them. "Isn't a shame," she called, "that a hand gets further with the hottest babe than you guys ever will?!" Then she stomped on her andrenaline pedal. Turning back around, she zipped out so fast that she literally left the guys wailing in a pool of smoke.
She honked her horn, and a ghastly scream shrilled from her car. "Losers!" she called as the skull on her dashboar laughed. She flipped them off in her rearview mirror, then settled back in for a lovely ride with her busom buddy, Thing Addams, to their next Halloween party.
The End
