Ruby's Wildest Idea

[katleept]

Title: Ruby's Wildest Idea
Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Character/Pairing: Ruby/Snow, Charming/Snow, Ruby/Snow/Charming, Robin/Regina, Hook/Emma, Robin/Regina/Emma/Hook, also mentions Robin/Marian, Regina/Tinker Bell, Grumpy/Mary Margaret, Regina/Snow, and Emma/Snow
Rating: NC-17/Adults Only!!
Challenge: A comment_fic Prompt Fill: Once Upon a Time, various, Regina can't decide between Emma and Robin, Emma can't decide between Hook and Regina, Hook can't decide between David and Emma, David can't decide between Hook and Regina (and Snow is sleeping with everyone except Emma) or whatever other overly complicated love polygon you like
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 2,355
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to their rightful owners, not the author, and are used without permission.



"Why are we here?" Regina demands with a scowl. She's holding to Robin's hand, but it's pretty clear to every one gathered that it's Emma at whom she's trying not to look.

Killian wraps his good arm around the Savior's shoulder. He's seen the look on Regina's face, and the answering glimpses from Emma. He knows what the two of them have fallen into when no one else has been around, but there is somebody else now. He's here now. He loves Emma, and he's determined to make her happy, but not by sharing her with another woman or any one else, for that matter.

Mary Margaret sighs and tries to nestle closer into her husband's arms. "Yeah, why are we here?" she questions. "I'm sorry, Ruby. I'm sure you've got a good reason, but I'm just not comfortable leaving little Neal alone for long."

Ruby turns from her best friend as David squeezes her shoulder. Her eyes flicker, but no one catches the emotion passing through her. She's considerably more skilled at keeping her real feelings hidden than anybody else in this gathered group. David won. He was the one who Snow chose to marry. She's okay with that, and besides, she still gets her on some full moons. A growl escapes her as she recalls how few nights she has spent with her since she became impregnated with the second child by her husband.

The whole crowd is murmuring now. Ruby clears her throat and spins back around. The tap of her high heel on her grandmother's linoleum silences the people she's brought together. Every head swings toward her. Ruby grins, confident she has their attention.

"You're right of course, Snow, but then when aren't you?" She winks openly at her, notes the way Mary Margaret's mouth doesn't exactly shut, and licks her lips. "There is a reason I brought you all together tonight. There's a better way to do things than what you've been doing."

"Really?" Regina almost snarls at the Werewolf but calms when Robin rubs her knee. She can't be too angry now that she's gotten him back and he has truly chosen her over his wife, after all, but still, she detests any one telling her that she's not doing something right. "And just what precisely is it that we aren't handling to your specifications, Miss Lucas?" she demands, her eyes blazing.

Ruby's hands wave in the air, indicating every one there. "All of this is unnecessary," she states as though the answer is obvious.

"What is unnecessary?" Regina demands. "Make yourself clear, girl. My time is too valuable to be wasted."

"And yet you are wasting it." Ruby faces her with a knowing smile. Her eyes gleam. Regina jumps to her feet. Robin tugs at her hand, but it's Emma's voice who cuts through the middle of the brewing tensions between Regina and Ruby.

"Calm down, Regina," the Savior commands. "I'm sure Ruby's got a good reason for whatever it is she's talking about."

Ruby smirks and speaks again before Regina can. "You all act like nobody knows, but the whole town knows."

"The whole town knows what?" questions Emma.

"That you two want each other," Ruby tosses the words out.

"WHAT?!" Regina thunders as her palms begin to glow.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I do not want the Evil Queen!" Emma declares. Regina whirls to glower at her, and she shrugs a little. "Former Evil Queen," she amends.

"So that's what all those looks about." Although he murmurs the words, every one gathered at Granny's still hears Robin clearly.

"What about me?" Killian asks, obviously offended.

"I didn't say I wanted her! Ruby said I wanted her, and that's a lie!"

"Is it?" Killian raises a single eyebrow at her and leans back in his seat, his hooked arm extending over the back of Emma's chair.

"Yes!" Emma stomps her foot.

"Emma!" scolds Mary Margaret.

"One," Ruby remarks, "you can act way more convincing than that, Emma, and two, you know it's true. As for you, Hook," her gaze swings to the Pirate, "I can't imagine you wouldn't get a hard on watching Emma and Regina go at it."

"This is absurd!" blusters Robin before Hook can respond.

"You have little room to speak, thief. If Regina were to allow you to be with both her and your wife, you would grab the opportunity in a second."

Robin's mouth is open to protest, but then he shuts it. His gaze lowers, and his cheeks burn slightly.

"Well, just because he does, doesn't mean I will!" snaps Hook, finally getting to his feet. "Emma's mine!" The tip of his hook touches the sleeve of her red, leather jacket as he puts his claim publicly upon the Savior.

"Really? Why don't you two kiss?" she suggests to Regina and Emma. "Then we'll see what man doesn't want to watch you."

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--"

"You are insane!" Regina seethes. "I thought the full moon was last week!"

"Ruby, what is all of this?" Mary Margaret gently questions her best friend.

"It was," retorts Ruby, "and on the first morning I came around after it, I realized that we're all wasting time here not really getting our happy endings. We're happy, but we're not completely happy."

"Speak for yourself, little Miss Wolf!"

"Fine," snaps Ruby. "I will."

"What . . . What are you doing?" Mary Margaret asks nervously, taking a cautious step backward as Ruby approaches her with the look of a hungry wolf who knows exactly what she wants for dinner. Her back collides with her husband's front, and she stands there, thinking she's safe. Red won't dare try anything with Charming standing right there behind her, after all.

But for the first time, the girl doesn't back away because her husband is there. Instead, she walks right up to Mary Margaret, grabs her face in her hands, and slams her lips down on hers. Her tongue dives pass her teeth into her mouth and contorts with her tongue. Her hands swiftly roam her body, possessively caressing every inch they can reach until settling on stroking her breasts through the soft, cotton fabric of her sweater.

David clears his throat. Neither Ruby nor Mary Margaret look up. In fact, his wife moans against the Werewolf's hot lips. Ruby swings her around and brings her back, sandwiching herself between Mary Margaret and David -- only now she's no longer thinking of them as Mary Margaret and David. She's got her Snow back, and although Snow still has her Prince, Red has no intention of letting him take her away from her ever again.

She slides back, and David's knee jerks in surprise reaction as he feels a wail sweeping over his pants leg. He grabs Ruby's shoulders and is about to tear her from his wife when her tail slides between his legs. His reaction is immediately hard. Ruby lifts her lips from Snow's, angles her neck back, stretches up, and grabs David's mouth with her own. She kisses him as hungrily as she has just kissed his wife, her tail still stroking between his legs and her hands still briskly caressing Snow's breasts.

Snow moans audibly again, then reaches out for Red. She's completely forgotten where she is and who else is there until she hears Emma's shriek, "Mom! Dad!"

David and Mary Margaret's eyes blink open. Bright crimson fills their faces, but Ruby doesn't blush when she looks up. Instead, she grins a feral predator's smile. She continues to stroke David's crotch and Mary Margaret's breasts while running a hand up David's neck. "This," she tells the other women, "is exactly what I'm talking about."

"Damn!" Hook mutters, the tip of his hook sliding against Emma's sleeve. "Well, I know she's got me hard!"

"That is hardly language to use among the fairer sex!"

"We are so not fairer, buster," Emma tells Robin, "but he does have a point, Hook! I don't want to hear that Ruby makes you hot!" She's still blushing herself as she adds, "And I don't need to see that she makes my parents both hot and horny!"

"Your mother is a bit of a wild card."

Emma's eyes cut at Regina. "Don't tell me you've had her!" Regina smiles; Emma's blush doubles. She refuses to think about what she and Mary Margaret had shared before she'd learned that she was her mother, or the fact that she still does think about those steamy night sometimes.

"What about it, Swan?" Hook blows into Emma's ear. He rubs his side of his face against her long, blonde hair as he whispers to her. "Does Regina make you hot?"

Emma's eyes trail back to her parents and Ruby, who are at it again. "That being said," she murmurs hesitantly, "she may have a point."

Regina looks apprehensively at Emma and Hook, then back to her beloved Robin. "I don't want to do anything that would upset you, my love."

He takes her hand and kisses it back. "You won't, my fair Queen," he says honestly. Then, he adds, "Although . . . If you do not have to choose, do I have to choose?"

Regina smiles. "No, I guess not." She turns the hand he just kissed and catches his hand with hers before stepping up to Emma. There's one last concern that holds the Queen back. "But . . . How are we going to explain this to Henry?"

Emma grins. "What he doesn't know won't hurt him, and he'll understand when he's older."

"As long as you're certain . . . "

"He's my son."

"Our son."

"I'm certain," Emma breathes across Regina's lips. Then she kisses her. Their first kiss in public is considerably gentler than Ruby's and Snow's. She kisses her slowly at first, but when Regina starts pouring in the passion and poking her tongue at Emma's teeth, Emma lets her mouth open wide and the fire between them build swiftly into an inferno.

Yet Regina is still holding to Robin's hand. "How do we factor into these?" the thief muses aloud.

"Like this, mate," Killian responds. He slides his hook slowly down Emma's arm, over her waist, and into her jeans. She jumps at the first shivering touch of cold metal against her sensitive flesh, but as Regina's mouth and tongue silence her yelp, Killian's mouth goes down onto the back of her neck. He steps closer until he's cradling Emma from behind, his tongue busily working on her favorite spot on her neck and his hook sliding up and down his favorite, intimate part of her body.

Taking his cue from the Pirate, Robin steps up and cradles Regina much the same way. Unlike the Savior, she's wearing a long, dark dress. He runs his hands up into her dress and underneath her black, silk slip from behind. Regina moans. Emma catches her moan, and both men cup their women tighter from behind.

Ruby glances up one last time for the night from Snow and Charming to look down at their four friends. She grins, but before she can congratulate herself, Snow does it for her. "You do get the wildest plans," she whispers into her ear, then runs her tongue into her canal.

Charming nips the lobe of her other ear. "And the best ones," he adds.

Red grins, her eyes alight with the animal within. "The night's just beginning," she tells them both.

"I know," murmurs Snow. Within seconds, she's stripped out of her clothes. She kisses Ruby, then Charming, and then Ruby again.

All this time, Ruby's tail has been working David into a quiet frenzy. He fumbles with the buttons of his modern jeans. Her hands cup his. They run up his arms for a moment before sliding back down and taking the hem of his pants. With expert ease, she begins undoing them as Snow lowers her tight, miniskirt from behind.

Then together, they pile into the floor, Ruby riding David's cock while Snow leans over her face. She howls into her, and even those howls do not disturb the other four in Granny's little, cafe. Indeed, they can barely hear them for their own livid moans as they rock through the hardest and wildest night all of them had ever experienced.

When Snow begins to howl, however, Regina throws back her head and joins her. By this time, Emma's tongue has worked the Queen into a very nice lather indeed while Hook's striving deeper into his Princess than ever before. Every one's surprised when the quiet Robin Hood also howls, but then, with the former Evil Queen's mouth covering his dick up to its proverbial hilt and sucking hard, no one could blame them.

When the next day comes, it is the brightest any of them have ever seen. Every one's happy, and there are no hard tensions running throughout Storybrooke. "I must admit, Miss Lucas," Regina compliments Ruby as they all start to slip out together, "that was the best idea I believe I've ever heard."

Ruby grins. She winks at her. "I know it was, Madame Mayor. We'll have another tonight."

Robin kisses the back of Regina's hand. "May I bring Marian this evening?"

"Sure." There is no malice or doubt left when Regina considers his wife; in fact, she keeps smiling just as brightly as before. Her eyes even shine at the thought of another night spent like the one they just had. "I believe I'll invite Tinker Bell."

"Grumpy would love this," Mary Margaret comments.

David throws an arm around Ruby's slender shoulders and rubs her arm with his hand. "There's no way he can still be grumpy after a night like last night."

Killian whistles as he and Emma head out in the sunlight together. "Nobody can, mate." They all agree not just on that and that Ruby's idea is the best and most fun they've ever had but also that every night from here on out, when they don't have to waste it fighting evil and saving lives, shall certainly be spent together at Granny's . . . at least until the old woman finds out. Then they'll have to move it, and they will, but they'll move it together.

The End

Comments

[daria234.livejournal.com]

:D This is terrific! So hot and fun and lovely, and I love that Ruby makes it all happen (Ruby/Snow/David is one of my faves too!) And lol at all the embarrassment before they all just get into it - so funny.

THank you so much for writing this wonderful fic!!!!

[katleept.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! =) This is so far from what I usually write. I may have thousands of fics under my belt, but I've actually written probably less than 10 that are NC-17. So I'm especially glad to know this one came out right and was enjoyed it, especially as you've been the only one brave enough thus far to reply to it. :-) Thanks for the inspiration!