The Devil Knows/My Kind of Man

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Title: My Kind of Man
Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Supernatural
Character/Pairing: Dean, Faith, Sam
Rating: Soft R/M
Challenge/Prompt: spn_bigpretzel DeW: Underwear
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 100
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to their rightful owners, not the author, and are used without permission.



"So there I was, butt ass naked, covered in blood and guts, and this Priest was hugging me -- "

Dean leans closer. "I fought naked once."

"You did not!" Sam exclaims.

"Really?"

"Well, I had my underwear on at first, but that didn't last long." Dean chuckles.

"Boxers or briefs?"

"Boxers that night. I usually sleep naked."

Sam's eyes roll. They're practically in each other's laps now, but a commotion at the bar distracts them. Both leap from the booth. "I'll be back," they say in unison.

Faith grins; her eyebrows waggle. "My kind of man," she comments. Together, they head after the Vampire.

The End


Title: The Devil Knows
Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Supernatural
Character/Pairing: Sam, Dean, Crowley
Rating: G/K
Challenge/Prompt: spn_bigpretzel DeW: Underwear
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 100
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to their rightful owners, not the author, and are used without permission.



"Very funny, Dean."

Dean glances up to where Sam has paused folding clothes to glare at him. "What?" he returns. "They're not mine!" He grins. "Don't go buying fancy underwear, Sammy, and trying to pass them off as mine!"

"They're not mine!!"

"What you want to wear under your clothes is your own business."

"Dean, these are not mine!"

"Uh huh."

"If they're not yours and they're not mine, who the heck do they belong to?"

"Morning, boys." Crowley plucks the lacy, red panties from Sam and continues on his way. The brothers stare at each other. Dean erupts into laughter; Sam's face burns.

The End