I Kissed A Girl
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katleeptTitle: I Kissed A Girl
Author: Kat Lee
Dedicated To: With infinite love always to my beloved Drew, my Jack -- I love you, darling! We're going to get through this together! <3 <3 <3
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Character/Pairing: Jack/Will
Rating: PG/K+
Challenge/Prompt:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
1_million_words Weekend Challenge: Green Around the Gills
Warning(s): Crack!ish
Word Count: 307
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to Disney, not the author, and are used without permission.
Captain Jack Sparrow sweeps elegantly down from the crow's nest and lands beside his First Mate. "What's wrong wit' ye now, boy?" he demands, looking at him through narrowed, kohl-rimmed eyes. "I thought ye got yer sea legs long ago, Will, but here ye are lookin' green 'round th' gills again!"
Will stammers. "I -- I -- She -- She -- " Jack's narrowed gaze follows his lover's quivering, pointing finger to the girl in question. "She kissed me!" the younger man finally exclaims.
Jack stops, sneers, looks carefully back up at Will, and asks, "She did what?"
"She kissed me!" Will repeats, his voice now ringing loud and clear across the ship's deck.
Pirates everywhere stop what they're doing and stare at Jack and Will. Gibbs shakes his head and motions to the others. As one, they seem to all back away from Jack, Will, and the girl in question. Jack is furious as he closes in on the lass. "I told ye what would happen if ye kissed me Will," he growls at the lass who just looks back and smiles.
"Aye. Ye promised me ye'd draw yer sword on me."
Jack does indeed draw a sword, but it's not the one for which the girl had hoped. He cocks his head backward in the direction of the gangplank. "Th' sword or th' plank, wench. Yer choice, but ye won't be kissin' me Will again. Not tha' he liked it."
Behind him, Will smiles. He certainly had not liked or anticipated the kiss, but he enjoys seeing his lover come so rapidly and boldly to the rescue of his honor.
The girl sniffs as the Pirate Captain pokes her toward the plank with the point of his gleaming blade. "I should've stayed in Tortuga," she says to which Jack and Will both proclaim in unison, "Aye!"
The End
Author: Kat Lee
Dedicated To: With infinite love always to my beloved Drew, my Jack -- I love you, darling! We're going to get through this together! <3 <3 <3
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Character/Pairing: Jack/Will
Rating: PG/K+
Challenge/Prompt:
1_million_words Weekend Challenge: Green Around the GillsWarning(s): Crack!ish
Word Count: 307
Summary:
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to Disney, not the author, and are used without permission.
Captain Jack Sparrow sweeps elegantly down from the crow's nest and lands beside his First Mate. "What's wrong wit' ye now, boy?" he demands, looking at him through narrowed, kohl-rimmed eyes. "I thought ye got yer sea legs long ago, Will, but here ye are lookin' green 'round th' gills again!"
Will stammers. "I -- I -- She -- She -- " Jack's narrowed gaze follows his lover's quivering, pointing finger to the girl in question. "She kissed me!" the younger man finally exclaims.
Jack stops, sneers, looks carefully back up at Will, and asks, "She did what?"
"She kissed me!" Will repeats, his voice now ringing loud and clear across the ship's deck.
Pirates everywhere stop what they're doing and stare at Jack and Will. Gibbs shakes his head and motions to the others. As one, they seem to all back away from Jack, Will, and the girl in question. Jack is furious as he closes in on the lass. "I told ye what would happen if ye kissed me Will," he growls at the lass who just looks back and smiles.
"Aye. Ye promised me ye'd draw yer sword on me."
Jack does indeed draw a sword, but it's not the one for which the girl had hoped. He cocks his head backward in the direction of the gangplank. "Th' sword or th' plank, wench. Yer choice, but ye won't be kissin' me Will again. Not tha' he liked it."
Behind him, Will smiles. He certainly had not liked or anticipated the kiss, but he enjoys seeing his lover come so rapidly and boldly to the rescue of his honor.
The girl sniffs as the Pirate Captain pokes her toward the plank with the point of his gleaming blade. "I should've stayed in Tortuga," she says to which Jack and Will both proclaim in unison, "Aye!"
The End
