A Smelly Revenge (Batman; Bats/Cats; G)

[katleept]

Title: "A Smelly Revenge"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary:
Warnings: Mild Het, Drabble
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 12 January, 2012
Challenge: For the Gen-Drabble LJ comm's weekly challenge
Disclaimer: Bruce "Batman" Wayne, Selina "Catwoman" Kyle, Gotham City, and any other characters mentioned within are © & TM DC comics, not the author; are used without permission; and may not be used without permission. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

He knows he's in trouble the moment she buys him at the auction. They haven't spoken since the last time his alter ego arrested hers; she's waited for the purrfect moment to strike her revenge. All the way to her home, Bruce wonders what she'll do to him, imagining horrific tortures, but nothing has prepared him for when Selina smiles and hands him a scoop. Shocked, he stares at her. She purrs and pushes him toward her babies' litterpans. Bruce groans. Leave it to Catwoman to know that revenge is not just a dish best served cold but also smelly!

The End

Comments

[swansongsurreal.livejournal.com]

Hilarious abut true, cats will not clean their own litterbox and love the Star Trek Wrath of Khan wordage here...very cool. =)

[orlidepp.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed, mate; thanks for the comment! :-)

[eternal-moonie.livejournal.com]

Absolutely LOVE it!!!