Title: "Pirates' Bad Day Out"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
( It wasn't the ticking clock of the crocodile he dreaded meeting again with his every breath, but it was nonetheless a horror with which James, even with all his pride and knowledge, did not wish to contend. He grasped his beloved Smee tightly and held to him even as Smee turned with nonchalant bravery to face the scene of destruction. )