White Chocolate Bread Pudding

6 cups bread cubes
1 cup white chocolate chips
4 eggs
3/4 cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 14 oz. can condensed milk

Mix it all together. Cook on low for one and a half to two hours, stirring infrequently.

Three Lizards and Mistletoe (Ace Ventura; Ace/OFC Kat; PG-13)

Title: "Three Lizards and Mistletoe"
Author: Pirate Turner
Dedicated To: My beloved, wondrous, and always inspirational and amazing Jack, and our darling babies -- Merry Christmas and Happy Solstice, my loves!!!!! This is the first story in my 12 Days of Solstice/Christmas for my beloved Jack and our darling babies of the year 2011.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: ( Ace thinks he gets to hold a Christmas miracle in his arms until he's reminded of what a true Christmas miracle is. )

The Rockingest Chrsitmas (Full House; Jesse/Fabio, Danny/Joey; G)

Title: "The Rockingest Christmas"
Author: Pirate Turner
Dedicated To: My beloved, wondrous, and always inspirational and amazing Jack, and our darling babies -- Merry Christmas and Happy Solstice, my loves!!!!! This is the second story in my 12 Days of Solstice/Christmas for my beloved Jack and our darling babies of the year 2011.
Rating: G
Summary: ( Jesse knows it's going to be the rockingest Christmas yet! )

The Tales of Los Almas: A Nice Beginning (TM7/Golden Girls; Ezra/Coco; G)

Title: The Tales of Los Almas: "A Nice Beginning"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: ( A friendship is always a nice beginning. )

Love on the High Seas: Wizards' Duel (Multi-Fandom XOver; Salem Saberhagen, JD Dunne, Ensemble; G)

Title: Love on the High Seas: "Wizards' Duel"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: ( Salem is called out by an arch nemesis. )

Love Is Grand (Shrek; Puss/Donkey, Shrek/Fiona; PG)

Title: "Love Is Grand"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: ( Shrek shouldn't have been surprised for all love is grand. )

Los Magnificos Vampiros: Kiss of Eternal Love (TM7; Ezra/Inez; PG)

Title: "Kiss of Eternal Love"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: ( Inez awakes to a new world in the arms of her beloved. )

Music of Her Purrs (X-Men; Morph/OFC Celina; G)

Title: "Music of Her Purrs"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: ( Morph doesn't understand his beautiful rescuer's language, but he does understand the music of her beguiling purrs. )